Mike Tirico's Hair is Atrocious!

What the heck is going on with Mike Tirico's hair? Does this man not a have a style consultant? Does he not have hair and makeup personnel on him all the time between takes? What is with his partial tuft of hair/stubble in the front, bald spot on the top rear and then he tops it all off with the partial fade hybrid going around his ears?

It like some sort of bad genetic hair mutation. I don't understand it. You can do like many other middle aged African American men do (myself included) and GO BALD! What the hell is he holding onto? Does he have a wife or girfriend at home telling him he looks good in the morning? If she is, SHE's Lying!!

Cool Guy Rule#1 If your hair doesnt grow consistently around your head, cut it off. or wear it really low, so your baldness is barely noticeable.

Mike has money go get some plugs, or dare I say a hairpiece. They're are lots of hair transplant options and pills n stuff.

Tirico is one television on ESPN is front of millions of people every week. He gets much more exposure than your average guy. I am sure his bank account is much bigger than the average guy too. Mike head over to the local barber shop, take a seat and let the barber hook you up! America can't take your hybrid-bald/fade-patch job anymore!